"This crewneck is mine. Don’t touch it. I don’t care if you’re freezing, nosy, or dying —stay clear of it.

̶T̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶u̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶l̶r̶e̶a̶d̶y̶ ̶l̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶’̶t̶ ̶n̶e̶e̶d̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶o̶n̶e̶ ̶e̶l̶s̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶s̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶f̶f̶.̶ ̶You’ve been warned."

- Colin Becher

✂ GARMENT 

• 100% cotton
• Oversize, drop shoulder, straight sleeve, jersey knit. Model in size M/L.
• Machine washed on cold (inside out, or in a garment bag) on gentle cycle. 
• Hand washing is ideal
• DO NOT TUMBLE DRY.

SIZE ✂

• Oversize fit
• Smaller/shorter people (XS-L) can select their normal size for an oversize fit, and size down for a standard fit.
• Larger/taller people (2XL-5XL) size up once for standard, twice for oversize.  fit, and select regular size for a standard fit.
• Please refer to the sizing chart of the garment.

PRE-SALE/PRE-ORDER SHIPPING ✂

• Presale open till Nov 17th, 11:59pm EDT
  Shipping to customers estimate: spring 2025, April/May. Possibly sooner depending on quantity ordered! Overstock will be sold in limited quantities after orders have been sent
• Info on pre-sales, shipping updates, and shipping policies.
• All items in order will ship together, unless otherwise requested.
• Please contact us directly for order edits or cancellations.